August 3, 2015

things women do that drive men crazy

things women do that drive men crazy, in a bad way

Men love women. We do. We love making them laugh. We smile when they're happy and do our best to comfort them when they're not. Which probably goes a long way toward understanding how we put up with the crazy things they do.

She Poses Entrapping Questions

"Do I look fat in this?" "Is my friend Bella pretty?" We're all familiar with the questions, and the innocent way girls pose them, putting you between a rock and a hard place.

She Holds Grudges

Once you've made the mistake of giving a wrong answer to a loaded question, even if it was years ago, even if it was before you were dating, even if you've apologized or changed your mind, you better believe you haven't heard about it for the last time.

She Says "Fine"

Gentlemen, things are never "fine" when they say things are "fine." There is no single word that should cause you more fear and agitation, because when she says, "fine," what she really means is that things have reached world-ending, cataclysmic levels of bad and the fact that you don't know it only makes things worse.

She Expects You To Read Her Mind

Ladies want a man who is attentive and sensitive to their needs. Unfortunately, they often confuse being nice with being Nostradamus. No, girls, sadly we cannot tell when you're hungry or thirsty, and we most definitely can't guess where you'd like to eat or what movie you'd like to see -- at least without a little input.